Update Log

The update log shows all the changes, bug fixes, nerfs and buffs, new stuff, tweaks and developer notes.

1.00 (Dev Notes)

 * Zone properly syncing when resetting.
 * Attribute pictures loading.
 * Selling allies updates your inventory.
 * Loot orientation
 * Chat name number crunching.
 * Naming, behaviour and power of noobs.
 * No lag with lots of allies in your storage.
 * No lag when spawning.
 * Tutorial Zone loading properly.
 * Nerfing Popcorn Buddies for being overpowered for no apparent reason.
 * Deals working.
 * Spectating
 * Ally auto respawn.
 * More allies.
 * Loot variations.
 * Player suggestions.

1.01 (Release Update)

 * 9 new allies.
 * Co-op smacking.
 * Adding codes.
 * Storage purchasing.
 * Tutorial goodstuffs.
 * Lots new tweaks.
 * Bug reports.
 * PROBREAD code.
 * Bread ally.

1.02 (EPICGAMER Update)

 * 6 new allies.
 * 9 new zones.
 * 8 new noobs.
 * New attributes.
 * Buffed some Rare, Mystic and Legendary Allies by 15%.
 * Allies gained from any source come slightly less pre-leveled than before which deducted a 5% level.
 * To compensate, noobs drop 5% more Money.
 * Visiting shows damage numbers.
 * Inviting someone give them permanent access to visit.
 * Your friends get permanent access to visit once you invite them.
 * Nerfed armor-ed noobs.
 * Selling allies also gives Grub depending on their rarity.
 * Storage prices has been raised.
 * Nerfed Bread.
 * Brawler Lord's attribute has been switched to "Armor breaker"
 * Health bar's number gets pre-number crunched.
 * Visits when the visited switches zone now appears properly now.
 * Allies attempt respawn when they fall out.
 * Fixed deal texts.
 * Fixed Grub amount displays.
 * Red overlay hit no lunger bugs out.
 * Health bar number crunching.
 * Removed weird specks in the background.
 * Selling text now properly reflects the amount given.
 * The Noob Head and Larger Noob Head stop glitching out of the roof.
 * Respawning on noob death no longer provides death loot.
 * No more attribute stacking and glitching.
 * More stability.
 * Fixed lag stuffs.

1.03 (Hotfix)

 * Multiple game pass purchases will now display the correct visual.
 * Chain, Chain to, and Glue effects no longer apply to certain allies causing them to glitch.
 * Attribute stacking put more in order.
 * On contact effects have a 0.03 second cooldown on them.
 * UI visual tweaks.
 * The Infinity Zone had a few more noobs added in.
 * Visuals fixed up.
 * Ninja Variants no longer bugs out.
 * Rifle Rob no longer bugs out.
 * Found major source of desyncing.
 * Camera not randomly shifting on visit screen.
 * Quests coming soon!

1.04 (Preparation Update)

 * Adding noobirthing which makes you restart the game with better stuff!
 * Small headstart and go back to Zone 1 when noobirthing.
 * Added 5 Noobirth Trophies.
 * Noobirthing makes your Money, power and non-unique allies get traded for Grub.
 * Selling allies gives more Money.
 * Selling allies does not give any Grub temporarily.
 * Buffed weak allies by 5% damage boost.
 * If you invite someone, you can now invite them back.
 * Crimson Daggers no longer bugs out.
 * More noobirthing stuff coming soon!

1.05 (Quest Update)

 * Added quests!
 * Play ~30 new quests which are separate from the main game, full with their own theme, rules, and challenge!
 * Added noobirth quests.
 * Added new allies.
 * Unique allies now display a "unique" tag.
 * Loot is easier to distinguish.
 * Major rework to upgrade costs.
 * Rare, Mystic and Legendary Allies are now ~75% cheaper.
 * All allies are cheaper to upgrade.
 * Noobs drop 5% less Money, reverting to 1.02.
 * Slingshot Sam and Gunner Bob are 200% more accurate.
 * The Noob Head and Larger Noob Head no longer hover.
 * On-screen attributes for the player now displays properly.
 * Fixed desyncing.
 * Red Ninja doesn't do anything anymore.
 * Visual Glitches on the inventory screen have been fixed.

1.06 (Ally Update)

 * 7 new non-unique allies.
 * 5 new unique allies.
 * Upgrades coming soon!

1.07 (Upgrade Update)

 * 90 new upgrades!
 * Upgrades do not carry over when noobirthing.
 * Minor bug fixes.

1.08 (Omega Update)

 * 4 new Omega Allies.
 * Added a Noobirth ⭐ Ally Ticket.
 * The Omega Allies are only achievable after you noobirth once.
 * 5 new noobs.
 * 6 new zones.
 * Optimisations.
 * 4 new Noobirth Trophies.
 * Get noobirthing Grub from upgrading.
 * Get more Grub for all your allies.
 * Buffed some allies.
 * Upgrades no longer show "Current Upgrades."
 * Few more desyncing fixes.
 * Bug Fixes.

1.08.1 (Gold Health Update)

 * EDIT: Golden Health added. Some noobs have Golden Health which gives more money.
 * EDIT: Nerfed Builderman? due to being 1000% stronger.
 * EDIT: Changed Noobirth ⭐ Ally Ticket chances for Omega Allies by 20%.
 * EDIT: Changed game name from Noob Smacker Simulator to Noob Smacker.